Say something about gay babies.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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