I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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