Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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