Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ttyl tear gas
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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