Banned from zoo.
Again?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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