What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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