Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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