it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I didn't notice because vodka
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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