All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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