So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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