I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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