She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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