Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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