This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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