He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
