I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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