Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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