im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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