you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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