She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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