Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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