Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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