C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
