the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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