Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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