I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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