M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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