saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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