No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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