: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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