You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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