Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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