Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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