But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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