I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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