I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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