Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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