he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Can I color on your dick again?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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