You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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