Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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