Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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