I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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