Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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