What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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