It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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