Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bring money and cleavage
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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