The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i came on her dog
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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