I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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