I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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