Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
should my penis look like a turkey
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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