Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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