It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Send help, water and tortillas.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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