If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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