I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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