i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
