just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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