laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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