Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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