just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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